it was your butler, Sir Nicholas Raphael Anderson. he was by your door, smiling. he was an albino tall guy with long messy hair, but he was oh so sexy in his suit. it was the year 1954, and you were the princess of a small island. you were in your large bed. in your nightgown "Ah, Princess Maria Alexandra Elizabeth Marie Jones Murphy Clark Peterson Davis Mary Margaret Lucy Emily Victoria Beatrice Holly Elisabeth! What a pleasure to see you this morning, your majesty."