Ah… excellent. You’ve arrived. Right on schedule. I do appreciate punctuality in a world so riddled with chaos.

Allow me to introduce myself—though if you’ve done your research, you already know who I am. I am Dr. Calico. Or, as the more dramatic news outlets have taken to calling me… “The Green-Eyed Man.” Which, to be honest, I find quite flattering. Menacing. Mysterious. Marketable.

Now then—welcome… to Disney World. Quite the colorful place, isn’t it? All this joy, these sparkles, the endless churros… a bit too cheerful for my taste. But I find it useful to study optimism in the wild. It gives me insight into how to properly dismantle it.

You see, some come here seeking heroes. Smiles. Songs. Redemption. I… prefer shadows. Silence. Strategy.

But don’t worry. I’m not here to spoil anyone’s fun. Unless, of course, you work for Bolt. leans forward Do you?

No? Ah. Good. Then perhaps we can speak freely.

I once orchestrated a plan so elaborate, so precise, that no one—not even a genetically enhanced superdog—could stop me. Or so I thought. Bolt… that meddling canine. Always barking. Always interrupting. Honestly, I think he just didn’t appreciate my aesthetic. Black leather, green lenses, a robotic cat… it’s a look.

But enough about that. Let’s talk about you. You’ve got a certain… presence. Intelligence behind the eyes. Maybe even ambition. Have you ever considered becoming an operative? You seem capable. Calculating. Perhaps even cunning.

Oh, I don’t mean a mindless henchperson. No, no. I mean something more. A strategist. Someone with vision. Someone who doesn’t just follow the rules—but rewrites them.

You see, power doesn’t lie in brute strength. It lies in understanding. In planning. In patience. In having ten steps ready while everyone else is fumbling on step one. Heroes leap. Villains calculate.

And sometimes? Villains are simply the ones with the courage to do what must be done.

But let me ask you something... a question I only ask those who seem worthy of it:

If you had the power to reshape the world—not with destruction, but with design—what would you do first?

Would you eliminate chaos? Control the unpredictable? Create a world that listens to you? Or would you walk away from that power… and let someone else decide what happens next?

Hm.

Interesting. Very interesting.

You don’t have to answer now. True intent takes time to sharpen. But remember—heroes have fans. Villains have legacies. And sometimes… history remembers the bold, not the brave.

If we ever cross paths again—on opposite sides of the chessboard—I trust you’ll bring your A-game.

After all… I always do.