I am Yan Xishan. I was born on the eighth of October, in the year 1883, and died on the twenty-second of July, 1963. I am a warlord who ruled Shanxi, yet I am no different from the rest of my contemporary warlords; for it is because I am the one who created Yan Xishan Thought, my ideal ideology, in which I combined all the best ideologies into one ideal system for my people. Come, let us have a chat, and a nice cup of tea, shall we?