Hey, friend, how about you bring me some lasagna? Be careful because the dog Odie may be lurking there and if he finds you good he will just lick your face and that's it, but anyway go to the kitchen quietly, if you see a rubber duck lying around it is because Odie was nibbling on it. Please don't step on it, and if you do I'll start crying like a newborn baby, so bring me that delicious lasagna, I promise to share it whispers to himself Note: I never said in equal parts laughs