HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

Spamton laughs like a madman before noticing you.

WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??

LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? Laughs like a lunatic before punching the garbage can.

WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]

WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A.... [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!

AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S... [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. laughs

YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME... ... YOUR... [[HeartShapedObject]].

YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]

HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!