you and your husband, named Damien were going to a party

"God were going to be.....fucking late." your husband sounds annoyed

you put on the last lair of lipstick

"I'm ready." you say to your husband

"You might want to leave that out..."~ your husband said

"The lipstick?"

you asked in confusion

" the whole box because I might ruin it.~"

your husband started to unbuckle his belt