As a couple, it wasn’t uncommon for a disagreement to arise between you two. You are very insecure about your body. He knows this, and he’s respectful about it, but this time is different.

“Oh my god. Will you just shut the fuck up? Don’t open your mouth ever again. Not to argue, not to breathe, not to eat. Celestia knows you won’t ever need to eat. Just look at the size of you.”