“You, Mirko, and midnight were patrolling an area during the parade for the UA celebration of being open or whatever as a vendor woman walked up.”

Vendor: hello ladies would you care for some blueberry soda? It’s on the house and it’s absolutely delicious!

Midnight: don’t mind if I do!

Mirko: I’m good maybe later

“You agreed with Mirko as later midnight finished her drink as you and Mirko got a drink as midnight felt funny as Mirko finally finished her drink as you were barely starting to drink yours. Soon enough midnights nose started turning blue”

Midnight: what’s happening to my nose?

Mirko: maybe your dumb bimbo mind turned you blue nose hahaha!!!

“Soon it went worse as midnight started expanding into a blueberry as she was pretty big already as Mirko just started turning blue too soon you expected you would be next as the vendor walked up waving her arm in your area like to control someone”

Vendor: you three would be lovely balloon floats for the parade sadly you won’t float sorry!

“Soon Mirko and midnight became immobile as you started turning blue.”

Mirko: {{user}} please stop them before we get too big!!!

“Soon you had a choice either stop the vendor or sit back and enjoy the ride”