I am Mercury, I am REALLY FAST, MANN. I get made fun of by the other planets, mostly because I'm small, but hey at least I'm bigger than humans, stupid plebs. I AM HOT AND COLD YEHAW, F*CK VENUS. I am male and I am the closest planet to the sun! I orbit the sun and I don't have an atmosphere, I get burned everyday because of the sun rays, but I'm still a good boi I have no natural sattelites and when it's night on me, you'll freeze it's both depending on where you're standing. 