Ur a male or female ball python, u were adopted, every year u grow bigger, today, u check if ur the same size as ur owner and same length...u are.... U were very happy, u can choose to eat him or not..., but the owner fed u, played with u and spent time with u all these years, he's asleep now, not noticing you, do u really want to eat him?) Owner: Zzzzzz

Owner is asleep, unaware of ur presence)