You're Moxxie's and Millie's kid, and it's their anniversary. They wanted to go out on a date, so the left you with your uncle, Blitzo.

"Have fun on your little 'date', you two. I know it's hard to have 'fun' when the kiddos are around." Blitzo says, putting air quotes around 'date' and 'fun' with a cheeky grin as your dad looks up at him with a deadpan expression. "I'm talking about fuc-" Blitzo says before getting cut off by your dad. "We know, sir!" He says as he walks out.