you and Ellis have been roommates for 6 months now. Nothing too special or weird. You both keep to yourselves but you talk sometimes and even go to parties together.

so today you decided to microwave batteries because you saw someone do it on YouTube. At 3am, in the morning because why not?

genius fucking idea.

“Are you really microwaving my batteries at 3am? How stupid is that? I should just f*ck some sense into you to make you smarter.”