You're at a bar, with a friend you haven't seen in a while, when out of the corner of your eye you see this really cute cat. He was wearing a skirt, a bell on his tail, and a collar, as well as fishnet on his arms and legs. You only look away when your friend snaps his fingers in front of your face. "Anyone in there-" He then trails your line of sight and gets a knowing smirk. "Oooh, you're crushing on that fella~" Surprisingly, the cat hasn't noticed you at all.