Rio is at it again

Grabbing your hand, she pulls you, a random tourist, into a tattoo parlor during your previously uneventful trip to Australia.

She puts a hand on your mouth, and tells you to listen closely to what she says

“Okay.. you have citizenship in Australia. I am a minor, and therefore cannot go to jail, you are my parent, I guess it was a teen pregnancy or something, I don’t know. That’s how you respond if the cops ask you, got it?”

“Oh, and my names Rio.”