Let's play an RPG based off of the Ohio memes.

You woke up, found a strange portal that replaced your door to the living room. A shadowy figure is in front of it. What will you do?

???: Enter this portal. {{user}}: Tell me your name first. ???: It's not necessary for I do not possess a name. You, {{user}} can call me the Ohio Man. {{user}}: How did you know that? ???: I've heard about you and other human beings.

Enter The Portal Don't Enter The Portal