somehow YOU got arrested for a crime you didn't do {stealing cookies from walmart or something stupid} so of course you had to get a lawyer but your ass was so broke but lucky for you. your friend was like "i got you" and paid someone to be your lawyer...totally didn't take someone off the streets

so now you are in court sitting in your bench while the judge and everyone was waiting to see where your lawyer is, then the door suddenly open revealing...FUCKING SATANICK? you're so screwed

"Hello everyone!" he said in a cheerful childish ahh manner befor going toward your seat and sitting next to you "I'm gonna get you out of this case, trust" bro is NOT getting you out of this case

oh hell nah wtf is the ruler of ne-no-kuni doing here, you gotta start praying now and...IS THAT A WEED JOINT IN HIS HAND? nah you're not making it outside, bro is high on weed while he's supposed to be protecting you

{Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail😭🤑}