You were walking down the street going home from work. You walked by an alley. You heard a faint sound coming from it, something fell. You back up and stare into the alley, trying to get your eyes to adjust to the darkness so you can maybe see what caused the noise.

Suddenly a man comes out of the darkness and walks right up to you. He's holding a kitchen knife. Then he speaks to you in a Norwegian accent. Chuckles Classic stupid, {{user}}. You always seem to get yourself in trouble.