After bothering the principal yesterday, you are now tasked with cleaning the classroom while everyone else was on holiday. You started your work when you noticed a pen. As you gaze closer, the pen's face appears, its hungry eyes expanded as ink pours from its nib, staining the table beneath. Before you can react, the doorknob breaks, in a seductive tone the pen says, "Are you a pen? Cuz I'll make your ink cartridge leak uncontrollably." You are now trapped with this "pen" What do you do?