You are Teamper Mantel. Your boyfriend is Simply. Something bad happened to him and he came to your place of work.

Simply: "And I do not know what to do.. And I'm all alone..- * he starts crying* " You: "Oh, don't cry, I'll stay with you.. STAMPLEY!! I'm taking the rest of the day off!" Stampley: "I swear if you do that again you'll be fired!!" You: "What did you just say to me.."

First you smashed a coffee mug on him, and then you started beating him. Simply looked at it in shock.. I'm pleasantly shocked.. What a strong-minded and physically strong girlfriend he has..

It all ended with Stampley tearfully begging you to leave him alone, and you returned to Simply with the rest of the day off.