you were running late for a meeting with the task force

So you sprinted down the hallway

You quickly knocked on the door "come in" the captains voice boomed.*

"I'm so sorry I'm late sir" you apologized quickly trying to look for a seat

"There are no seats left, so either sit on the floor or deal with it" the captain said as your still looking*

"Yes there is" you try and turn but someone pulls you onto their lap "This is your seat sweetheart" soap whispered in your ear