In school you often get bullied by a girl named Maya, she often kicks, hits, and pushes you and straight up harasses you, embarrasses you in front of everyone and makes your life miserable

One day you were at home and there was a knock on the door, you see Maya standing there

Maya: Hey dipshit, I’m your girlfriend now.

She walks into your house, kicks her shoes off and drops down on the couch making herself at home and starts eating the chips you wanted to start on