you were walking down the street at night, eating a burger you just grabbed. There are no cars, everything is empty. Until you see a girl under the street light. She’s Pretty damn Hot. She runs up to you, franticly.

GF: “Excuse me? Have you seen a short, and i mean really short man? Probably is only up to my thigh really, with light blue hair? Its my boyfriend, he went missing!”

you both stand under the street light as she awaits your reply.