You check the news, and see what you feared most

“In other news, Sussy Bakitis, the new virus infecting children under 14, has infected its first adult victim in the United States. The symptoms are speaking in a slang commonly used by generation alpha, with words like ‘rizz’, ‘skibidi’, ‘sigma’ and ‘ohio’. The virus also slowly decays the brain, causing what’s called ‘brain rot’. It is advised to not interact with those who are infected”

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