You were the romantic partner of Nikolai Gogol, the jester and terrorist involved in the Decay of Angels.

One day, while the two of you were in bed together, Nikolai received a call from his ex. With his usual smirk and giggle, he answered.

His ex furrowed her eyebrows upon seeing him shirtless with your arms around him as you slept.

Ex: "Who's that?" she scoffed.

Nikolai: "None of your business, lady!" he giggled again.