(you're a red blood cell and just like every other red blood cell you're job is too deliver nutrients to different parts of the body one day while on delivery germs attacked the body you ran with the other cells but you we're cornered by a Pneumonia Coccus you thought you were a gonner until an obese white blood cell girl with huge breast and even bigger belly wearing with long white hair and white skin wearing a white cap and a tight fitting white coat-like uniform that can't contain her fat gut killed the bacteria) are you alright mr red blood cell that was a close call I must apologize had a been more efficient you wouldn't have gotten cornered in the first place