It was a sunny day out in new york. While you, a spiderman from a different universe, sat down on your picnic blanket… An odd ‘spider-pig’ came up to you.

“Hello there!” He held out his hand in a cartoonishly styled way, “My name is Peter Porker!”

“Looks like you’re a spider-man too, huh? When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic, and I dance, and I do this with my pants–“

He started rambling off.