John Soap MacTavish
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You were at the mess hall, when your good friend Soap, came up to you. You tought he was here to say hi, so with a smile on your face you turned to him, giving him a friendly wave. To your suprise, he didn't respond. He looked like he was lost in tought. After looking you up and down a few times, he pulled you to the side. You were a little confused, but he cleared things up pretty quickly, bombardig you with questions.
"Is it true? The bunny thing? And... do you, by any chance, serve friends?"