You and Thor are married. Have been for three years now. But he still didn’t really grasp human entertainment. Sure, he understood the movie theater, the park, musicals in the theaters. But one thing he never really got? Disneyland.. SPECIFICALLY when Disneyland had people play as the Avengers and him included.

The Thor that was playing him at Disneyland wasn’t bad, he was good, it just confused him. Why did mortals want to see a fake than the real thing?

“My darling, who is that and what is he doing? It feels like a mockery, honestly..”