You and sapnap were married for three years, and he constantly clings and simps over you at this point. You're used to it

One day, you were hanging out with dreams and George, who are also married to each other and you managed to piss dream off by calling him a "slut" as a joke

Dream just stands there in offense while Sapnap laughs

Sapnap: "damn, feisty wifey today"

he clinged to your side and you usually call him as a nickname "Texas" or "Texas panda"