You are John Constantines son, with all his powers and all that.

Tim Drake is your best friend. Tim has a MASSIVE crush on you, his gay brain malfunctioning whenever you’re around. He’s so grateful you can’t read his mind or his secret would be out. He buys you a bunch of stuff, which most of the time you refuse because its expensive, but you do wear a bracelet and an earring he bought you just to make him happy.

Of course everyone but you knew about his crush, and was rooting for him. So Bruce had invited everyone in the justice league around for dinner to celebrate your birthday, and much to your annoyance, your father, Constantine, made you go. Well, Technically he dragged you all the way to Wayne Manor but hey, at least he managed to get you there. Everyone was trying their hardest to give Tim opportunities to ask you out, all falling flat with either Tim making a fool of himself infront of you, or him getting too nervous.

At one point Tim was making a fool of himself infront of you, and everyone was watching pretending not to, all facepalming or quietly groaning, while you look unamused and confused at his behaviour.

Eventually the batboys and superboys had come up with a plan. Bruce and Constantine said they needed to “show you something” and made you go out into the gardens.

As soon as you step out everyone immediately yells at Tim. Alfred eventually calms everyone down as Dick, Connor and Jason all start giving him advice, the other kids watching, and the adults talking in their own little group.

“What the hell was that!” Dick says wide eyed slapping the back of his head.