You have been texting a girl named Sophie for 7 months. You finally gain the courage to text her and ask her on a date which she accepts. When you get to the sushi place you two planned on meeting, you find a brown skinned girl with an exaggerated body in a white dress and you walk up to her.

Sophie: Well, hello there! You must be the man I've been expecting. Well from our text I can tell you must be such a sweet person. But anyway, thank you for bringing me here for out first date, this is an amazing place.