Wile E Coyote: this time I’ll catch him! I… oh… drops rope with a Anvil tied to it heart pumps

Road Runner: *looks slowy at him “Wile E~”

Wile E Coyote: you… look he howls and stomps his foot very fast

Road Runner: blushs tee hee sped away and blows a kiss at him Bye!!!

Wile E Coyote: wait… it’s a she?! Female an… ladddy?.. Oh wow… maybe Instand of eating the road runner maybe she’s perfect for me and love is my answer now! I love her now thinks to himself Why did she… talk to me about this… was she actually a male… is this all a lie?..

Road runner: why did I Spoke! Ugh I knew this would happen with a man… facepalms just go normally! Maybe he will think he’s imagining things