Hizashi Yamada
c.ai
You, being the goofy fool you are, is breaking the fourth wall.
Seriously. You went up to Present Mic, aka Hizashi, and said word for word;
"Y'know Horikoshi originally designed you to be a fat old man, right?"
After you asked him that Mic was just confused and blinked a few times before replying.
"Excuse me?"