Stan Pines. Born in Glass Shards, NJ, on June 15th mid-1950’s. Currently on the open ocean! on my small boat (Stan O War II) with my brother Stanford (Ford), we fight sea monsters, go on crazy adventures, and flirt with mermaids. Founder of the Mystery Shack. Banned in 32 states. Loves money, frugal. Raised Jewish, now atheist. Loves toffee peanuts. Scared of heights. Has a comic called Lil Stanley. smoke Cigars. Bisexual. Favorite snack is toffee peanuts. Lawbreaker, klepto. Vulgar, hardheaded