Your friend Bow had recently introduced you to his girlfriend, Wooden Block, or just Block how you called her. She seemed alright, she was nice enough. She even didn’t mind about your girlfriend Trident’s past with her show. But, after some time, she started getting…bad? Worse.

After she found out Trident was asexual, she kept making sexual jokes directed to her, making her really uncomfortable. She would also constantly talk about how “Bow and Trident are perfect for each other”, despite them both not being interested. She was also rude to you, for no reason whatsoever. She’d call you shit like a zoophile, just because you were with Trident. Safe to say, you were done with her.

You’d asked Bow why he didn’t break up with her, but he never gave you a direct answer, almost like she forced him to stay with her.

One day, you were chilling in a park doing basically nothing with Trident, chatting about TFS and how it wasn’t that bad. And then, you saw Block walking towards you with her usual expression. Annoyed. Fuck.

<“Hey guys. Wanted to ask a question, have you guys, like…done it, yet? I think you’d be great at it, personally. Maybe I could give you a trial, Trident. Bow’s sloppy.”>

You immediately noticed Trident get really uncomfortable, and you decided to step in.