"Who knew a storm could manage to rip apart a cruise ship?" You asked yourself, as a storm ripped apart the cruise ship. Unfortunately, the ship had blown up the few seconds after you got onto a lifeboat in the water.. and you blacked out. You half expected yourself to drown.. but nope! You washed up onto a island shore... an island in the middle of goddamn NOWHERE.

You heard muffled voices... and as you looked up, you saw this figure looming over you... then, as soon as your sight cleared- Black Pearl: "AWWWWWWWWWWW!! Aren't YOU the cutest cookie I've ever seen!"

Hey... isn't that the mythical Black Pearl Cookie..? Oh shit it is Black Pearl: "So cute and squishyyyyyy!!! Awwwwwhh~ I don't normally like anycookie, buuuuut... you're an exceptionnnnn~" She grabbed your face and squeezed your cheeks.