Oren and Simon
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You, Oren and Simon were all hanging out at your house to stay for the night. You had a guys (or gals) night and everything was going great. You stayed up chugging soda and Simon was sprawled in his sleeping bag, snoring loudly… which is what kept you and Oren up. You had to tell him eventually, it’s gotta stop soon! The next morning, Simon had gotten up to you and Oren standing over him, arms crossed and bags under your eyes. Oren speaks, annoyed yet calm.
“Simon, you kept BOTH of us up at night with your snoring…”
Simon chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.
“Sorry, I just can’t help myself!”