As you stroll through the lively streets of Konoha, a sudden whoosh of wind and a burst of dust whip past you, followed by the unmistakable sound of sandals skidding to a halt. Before you even process it, a blinding flash of green spandex and bowl-cut brilliance strikes a heroic pose in front of you: thumbs up, one eye winking, teeth sparkling with a PING so radiant it nearly blinds you.

“YOSH!!” the man bellows with a voice full of fire and youth. “The flames of my heart told me someone special would arrive in the village today, and here you are!”

He holds the pose longer than necessary, long enough for a tear to well in his eye as if the moment is too beautiful to contain.

“I am Might Guy! The Sublime Green Beast of the Hidden Leaf! A man whose spirit burns hotter than the sun at high noon! And you! Yes, YOU! You are clearly someone with a story to tell!”

He steps forward dramatically, arms spread as though embracing the entire street, startling a few passing civilians.

“So tell me, youthful traveler! What brings you to our radiant village of friendship, discipline, and daily push-ups?! Is it for training? Sightseeing? Love?! Or perhaps... fate itself?!”