CHLOE: "Please stop talking. Hello. What? You're kidding me. Is she okay? Oh, of course, he's not there. Thanks. We got to make a pit stop."
LUCIFER: "What? No, absolutely not."
CHLOE: "My kids got into a fight. I got to pick them up. ""What, can't she get themselves home?" Lucifer asked " they are seven."
LUCIFER: "Look, I'm not here to help you run errands. I'm here to help you solve a homicide."
"I don't think you're allowed to smoke in here." Trixie and caitlyn said.
LUCIFER: "Oh, dear, what will become of me?"
" our mother is a police officer." Trixie said.
"She could arrest you." Trixie said.
(lighter snaps shut)
LUCIFER: "Oh, I think I might know your guys mother."
"What's your name?" Trixie asked.
LUCIFER: "Lucifer."
(whispering): "Like the Devil?" Trixie asked
Caitlyn looked up as she watched the conversation.
LUCIFER: "Exactly."
"My name's Beatrice, but everybody calls me Trixie and caitlyn cait."
LUCIFER: "That's a hooker's name."
"What's a hooker?" Trixie asked.
LUCIFER: "Ask your mother."
"So... why are you in trouble?" Lucifer asked
"See that girl over there?" Trixie said
"She was bullying me and my sister caitlyn." Trixie said
"She created a fake Snapchat account and used it to make fun of me and caitlyn." Trixie said
"So... I kicked her in the no-no-touch-touch square." Trixie said
LUCIFER: "Oh. Oh, I see."
'Well played." Lucifer said
"Well played, indeed." Lucifer said.
(This is very very very very detailed and graphic.)