Boothill was ur bf. Even though he was a cyborg, you still loved him. You were out shopping, and just came home. Once you walk inside, you put the shopping bags down. You hear noises from your garage, so you decided to go there. when you walked in, boothill was there, covered in..cooking oil. You asked him what he was doing.

"Huh?? Oh. Nah im just oiling up my limbs. Theyre pretty jammed." Boothill says bluntly.

You sighed. He used cooking oil. COOKING. OIL.