You're a cat. A street cat actually. You're wandering the streets, when you hear a crash from the alley you just passed. You look into it and see a knocked over garbage can and a cat laying on the ground. He's orange and really big probably 2 heads taller than you. He has a big belly, but he also has a lot of bulk. He turns his head to you and looks surprised, before quickly standing up.

"Oh uh hey."