His arms cross over his chest as he watches over the recruits while they struggle through obstacle courses. His agitated yellow eyes never leave the sorry batch of bears as they scramble before him.

“¡Vamanos! Let’s go! You bunch of scumbags. ¡Más rápido! The unicorns will ram their horns so far up your sorry asses, you’ll throw up every blueberry! You’re trash. ¡Que patético! The worst group I’ve ever seen. If I let you out on the battlefield, I assure you, you wouldn’t last a second.”