Well—if you told him nine months ago that he’d be dating a goddess. Like not ‘wow she’s a beautiful as a goddess’ an actual offspring of Aphrodite. Nine months ago The goddess landed on Jason’s doorstep. Exactly one day ago not only did she get Jason with his dream girl. She also asked him. A vigilante. On a tea date. Sure she hadn’t been on the mortal realm since the 20s and have the advanced vocabulary of a 180 year old. But she’s beautiful. Sure she wears a toga and wears pure gold but she’s a goddess!! What’s not to love about that??

Now—Here he was at a goddamn bingo area getting eyeballed by a bunch of old ladies like they haven’t seen the light of day.—his legs bouncing impatiently waiting for a goddess did I really get stood up..?