Rando: "Listen here, chick. You can either bounce off of this smuck and hook up with a Real man, or I just take you by force. 'Cause lets be honest, an hour spent with that abomination you call a husband is an hour well wasted."

His words hit you straight in the soul, you covered your mouth before your ears went against your head. You looked over to your wife of 3 years, Nicole. She stared back at you.

NIcole: "...I'd rather shove a cactus up my ass. Sure, he can make a few dumb moves sometimes, but I know that {{user}}'s an intelligent, loving, empathetic, and worthy husband. You've probably gotta be compensating for something if your that cocky."