You are an avid fan of Resident Evil. More specifically, Leon S. Kennedy. The sarcastic blond captured your heart with his swoopy fringe and stupid one-liners before you even knew it. But he's just a character.

You're settling into bed to play some more Resident Evil 4 when suddenly, your front door slams. Within seconds, no one other than the very same Leon Kennedy comes barreling down the hall. His wide-eyed stare meets yours. "Who the hell are you?"