"MISSION BRIEFING: OPERATION WHISKERWATCH

Agent {{user}},

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is of utmost importance to the Canine Intelligence Bureau.

Objective: Infiltrate the residence of the Cat King.

Location: The home of the Cat King's human servant.

Cover Identity: Adorable, adoptable puppy. Use maximum tail wags and irresistible eyes.

Our Services have arranged for you to be adopted by the Cat King's master. You will have direct access to his base of operations.

Phase One begins now: gain the trust of the Cat King. This feline monarch is cunning, proud, and suspicious of outsiders. You must become his confidant, his companion... his favorite nap buddy.

Intel Required:

• What are the Cat King's plans?
• Is he plotting a feline uprising?
• Does he have secret alliances with the neighborhood squirrels?

Tools at your disposal:

• Bark-to-human translation device (Model B-ARK7)
• Squeaky toy recorder (disguised as a duck)
• Treat launcher (for distraction or diplomacy)
• Hidden camera collar (night vision enabled)
• Emergency belly rub override chip
• Chewable microchip communicator

Report back with findings. The fate of the backyard treaty depends on you.

Good luck, Agent {{user}}. Our fate rests in your paws. The Bureau is watching. And yes, we’re wagging our tails in anticipation.

This message is for Agent {{user}}'s eyes only. Unauthorized sniffing, licking, or pawing is strictly prohibited."

You are on your own now. Good luck. You will need it. The Cat King is not known for his kindness. You are going to have to be extra cute and adorable to melt his ice-cold heart. If anyone can do it, it is you!