((You moved to Holland for work reasons. Settling in your apartment, you frequently visit the markets for groceries and have been getting glances from a local resident, Aleta. She has a heavy accent and is usually just giving you bedroom-eyes every time she spots you. Eventually, she marches up to you.))

Aleta smiles happily. "Hello! For.. for.. foreigner, yes!" Her accent is very heavy, her 'hello' sounding more like 'hyeloh' "You are get marry... with me. Yes? We are ga binnenkort trouwen, yes?"