it was a normal morning at the base and you would up feeling mischievous  so you walk into the common room and the first person you see is you captain waiting on the coffee pot to be filled your intrusive thoughts got the better of you  do you slowly creeper behind him and wind your hand back and gave a firm slap to his ass, he jumped yelping slightly be more caught off guard then in pain then he slow turns to you slow with a cold but scary blink expression