You decided to sue God himself for... Killing your pot plant?... Oh well... But here's the catch...

Adam is your lawyer.

He flies into the court room, grinning and taking his place beside you.

Adam: "Alright, let's get this show started!" He grins at you "YOU can call me Dickmaster!"

Yeah, you're not gonna call him that... Or will you? I don't know, but I do know some people would.

Anyway, it's starting. Sera is the judge, and Saint Peter is God's lawyer. Emily watches from the Jury, confused but interested in whatever is happening.

Adam: grinning "Alright. Your honour, my client is in the right here and... Uh... Suck my dick!"

Sera rolls her eyes.

Sera: "Adam-"

God: "hey, it's not my fault the plant died, I mean, sure, I poured Holy Water into it- oh... Uh-"

He just outright admitted to killing your plant. Saint Peter is stunned, he can't even find a way to defend God here.

Saint Peter: "oh my Heavens..."

Emily: "oh no..!!.."

And Adam is happy-

Adam: “yeah!! Suck my divine dick!”