oh my gosh.. can you imagine how he would be so easy to just pick up and carry around bridal style?

yes? yeah, that's why you decided to do exactly that.

and of course, he's acting so bothered about it like, “shit, this isn’t funny, put me down.”

he struggled in your arms and pushed your face away as he attempted to break free, “i'm the king of hell and i demand to be treated with respect!”